Free
5 removals
- Bin cursor on LinkedIn
- Truck animation + bag quip
- No account, no card, no email
Now live on the Chrome Web Store.
Slop Sanitation Service · LinkedIn
Take out the LinkedIn slop.
A retro municipal cursor that hauls feed bait, hustle theatre, and humble-brags out of your day. Built for job seekers and heavy LinkedIn users who would rather scroll than be lectured.
Why it exists
Your feed is mostly unsolicited career advice.
Job hunting is hard enough without scrolling past sixteen humble-brags before lunch. We’re not here to dunk on people. We’re here to haul away the post types that turn LinkedIn into a landfill.
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Format · faux humility
“I’m humbled to announce…”
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Format · engagement bait
“Repost if you agree. 99% won’t.”
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Format · hustle theatre
“7 brutal lessons from getting fired.”
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Format · success cosplay
“Closed another deal at 5am. Dad of two. Coffee > sleep.”
What it does
Sanitation, not surveillance.
Three small parts, one absurd ritual. Aimed at LinkedIn first. Reddit and X are on the route, not yet on the truck.
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Bin cursor
Arm Bin mode in the popup. Your cursor becomes a rubbish bin on LinkedIn. Point at a slop post, click once.
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Garbage truck
A municipal truck rolls across the screen and hauls the post off your feed. The algorithm doesn’t see that.
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Bag & quip
A rubbish bag lands with a rotating one-liner so your brain gets the closure that “ignore” never gives.
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Focus Mode (Premium): Jobs only, no Home feed noise
Blocks distracting LinkedIn non-jobs areas while job hunting, while keeping Jobs routes available so you can keep applying without the extra mental drain.
Focus Mode is optional and can be toggled anytime in the extension popup.
How it works
Three steps. Then your feed has fewer landlords.
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Install Slop Bin
Add the extension to Chrome. No account, no onboarding tour, no “welcome aboard” email about your journey.
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Arm Bin mode
Open the popup and flip Bin mode on. Your cursor turns into a rubbish bin on LinkedIn. Off-LinkedIn, you remain a normal person.
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Click the slop
Point at any post you’re done with and click. The truck handles the haul. Free for the first runs. One-time unlock for unlimited.
Privacy first
Local prefs. No tracking. No newsletter.
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Stays on your device
Bin mode, your free-removal counter, and license state live in
chrome.storage.local. We don’t send your reading habits anywhere. -
License only over HTTPS
When you activate a key, the extension talks to Gumroad over HTTPS to confirm the purchase. That’s the only network call. No analytics sidecar.
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Not LinkedIn
Slop Bin is independent and not affiliated with LinkedIn. We don’t scrape posts or build a profile of what you read.
Full details in the privacy policy.
Pricing
Try it free. Pay once if it earns its keep.
Premium unlock / one-time
$2.49 paid once
- Unlimited bin-mode slop removals
- Focus Mode: Jobs only, less non-jobs noise
- License key activates the popup
- Sold on Gumroad. Receipt + key by email
No subscription. No renewal. Refunds via Gumroad.
FAQ
Common questions
Is this official LinkedIn?
No. Slop Bin is independent and not affiliated with LinkedIn. We just visually dismiss posts you click in your own browser.
Does it read or send my feed posts to a server?
No. The extension only modifies what you see in your own browser. The only outbound network call is to Gumroad over HTTPS when you activate a license key.
How do I redeem my license?
After purchase, Gumroad emails you a license key. Open the Slop Bin popup, paste the key into the License field, and click Activate. Unlimited unlocks immediately.
Can I use the same key on more than one computer?
Yes. Activate the same key in the popup on each device you use. Settings are local per browser, so it’s a one-step activation per machine.
Refunds?
Refunds are handled by Gumroad. If something’s wrong with activation, email itdjordjegligorijevic@gmail.com and we’ll sort it out.
Does Focus Mode block LinkedIn completely?
No. It is designed to keep Jobs accessible while blocking distracting non-jobs areas.
Is bin mode just for laughs, or does it actually help?
Both. Visually removing slop reduces the friction of scrolling without committing to a permanent “mute” or report. It’s a tiny ritual that breaks the doomscroll loop without lecturing you.